All You Need To Know About Eating Chocolate:
§ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
§ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, which is good for you, so eat as many as you want.
§ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car?
§ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
§ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, which is good for you, so eat as many as you want.
§ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car?
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
§ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
§ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
§ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
§ Money talks. Chocolate sings.
§ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
§ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
§ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
§ If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
§ Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocolates Anonymous?
§ A: Because no one wants to quit.
§ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
§ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
§ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
§ Money talks. Chocolate sings.
§ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
§ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
§ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
§ If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
§ Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocolates Anonymous?
§ A: Because no one wants to quit.
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