** If you need a shoulder to cry on,
pull over to the side of the road.
** Transvestite
-- A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary
** The difference
between the Pope and your boss -- the Pope only expects you to kiss his
ring.
** My mind works
like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
** The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
** I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded
up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the
mood.
** It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling too.
** A husband is someone who, after taking the trash
out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole
house.
** Teenager -- God's
punishment for our having enjoyed sex.
**
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash
can.** As you slide down the banister of life, may
the splinters never point the wrong way.
|
Awake
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