An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really Doan-a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Time's up?"
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really Doan-a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Time's up?"
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