Friendship differences Between sexes:~
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Help is at hand
A priest never lies: A very distinguished lady is on a plane arriving from Switzerland and finds herself seated next to a nice priest. She turns to the priest and says, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course, what can I do for you?" he replies.
"I have a problem. I bought myself a brand new sophisticated hair removing razor which cost me a lot of money. In fact I’ve gone over the declaration limits and I’m worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock for me?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I will not lie," he says.
"You have such an honest face, Father," she says, "that I’m sure they will not ask you any questions."
So she gives him the hair removing razor. The aircraft arrives at its destination and when the priest presents himself to customs, he’s asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replies.
Finding this a reply strange, the customs officer asks, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replies, "I have down there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used before."
Laughing loudly, the customs officer says, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
A priest never lies: A very distinguished lady is on a plane arriving from Switzerland and finds herself seated next to a nice priest. She turns to the priest and says, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course, what can I do for you?" he replies.
"I have a problem. I bought myself a brand new sophisticated hair removing razor which cost me a lot of money. In fact I’ve gone over the declaration limits and I’m worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock for me?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I will not lie," he says.
"You have such an honest face, Father," she says, "that I’m sure they will not ask you any questions."
So she gives him the hair removing razor. The aircraft arrives at its destination and when the priest presents himself to customs, he’s asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replies.
Finding this a reply strange, the customs officer asks, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replies, "I have down there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used before."
Laughing loudly, the customs officer says, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
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