Stress Management Technique

To manage & control Stress is a matter of conditioning the mind, to maximise your own power to conquer and minimise that of the Stress to trouble or upset you. Here are some Management Techniques ...

** When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
** Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
** Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

** I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 28 years.
** Allow me to introduce my selves.
** Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
** I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
** Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

** I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
** Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
** I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
** Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
** You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
** Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
** Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
** Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
** Earth is full. Go home.
** Is it time for your medication or mine?
** How do I set the laser printer to stun? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
** I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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