Men - From Some Women's Point Of View

• Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.


• Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.


• Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.


• To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.


• Men are alive for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.


• All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.


• Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles


• If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children with you …’ – they leave skid marks.


• A man in the house is worth two in the street.


• A genius is a man who can re-wrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.


• Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.


• Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.


• Man has will, but woman has her way.


• If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.


• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.


• Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.


• Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time … they’re gone.


• You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.


• A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.


• Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.


• To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.


• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


• Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.


• There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy … like nailing jelly to a tree for example.


• Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.


• The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs …


• Some Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

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