Sunday, 5 May 2013

Alternative Medical Dictionary

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Artery ~ The study of paintings
Barium ~ What Doctors do when patients die
Caesarean Section ~ A neighbourhood in Rome
Cauterize ~ Made eye contact with her
Colic ~ A sheep dog
D&C ~ Where Washington is
Dilate ~ To live long
Enema ~ Not a friend
Fibula ~ A small lie
Genital ~ Not a Jew
Impotent ~ Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain ~ Getting hurt at work
Morbid ~ A higher offer
Nitrates ~ Cheaper than day rates
Node ~ Was aware of
Outpatient ~ A person who has fainted
Post-Operative ~ Letter carrier
Recovery Room ~ Place to do upholstery
Seizure ~ Roman Emperor
Tablet ~ Small table
Terminal Illness ~ Getting sick at the airport
Urine ~ Opposite of "You're out"

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