The Specialist ~
'What kind of work do you do?' A woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment.'
'I am a Naval surgeon,' he replies.
'My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days!'
Keep Taking the Medicine ~
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'
Doctor: 'Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!'
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'
Quick Diagnosis ~
Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?' Doctor: 'Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!'
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