A
panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to
build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
- The Allergists voted to scratch it.
- The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
- The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
- The Radiologists could see right through it.
- The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
- The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
- The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
- The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
- The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
- The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
- The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
- The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
- The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
- The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
- The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
- The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
- The Proctologists thought that all the others were assholes!
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