- If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
- Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
- Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. I find that lovers seem to understand women almost perfectly.
- Man has will, but woman has her way.
- If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Women don’t make fools of men; most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.
- Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time … they’re gone.
- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
- To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
- A survey says 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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