- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- The great question ... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'
- There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- My wife and I enjoy a little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
- 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
- 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.'
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2). Whenever you're right, shut up. - The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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