2nd Dec 2011 Giggles - 4-Letter-Words & The Nobel Prize

The Four-Letter Word ~

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery'.
'What did he say?' asks the nurse.

'OOPS!'
 

Household Budget ~

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.' 

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.' 


Nobel Prize ~

Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, 'Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?'
'I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize, 'the farmer replies.

'A Nobel Prize?' enquires Bob, puzzled. 'How?' 

'Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.'

Tags: nobelprize

Prev: 2nd Dec 2011 Aircrew Humour