16th Feb 2012 The Problem Of Growing Older

The Lady With No Problems of Growing Older ~

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.'

The second lady chimed in with, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'

The third one responded, ' Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Touch wood,' as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it.'

Lady & Her Car ~

Jane, an elderly lady called calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

Jane is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher, 'And they've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator.'

The dispatcher answers coolly, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard,' he says, 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

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