Jon Snow: In a sense, Deng Xiaoping’s death was inevitable, wasn’t it?
Expert: Er, yes. (UK. Channel 4 News)
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Cystitis
(inflammation or the bladder) is a living death, it really is. Nobody
ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my
arms removed and getting cystitis, I’d wave goodbye to my arms quite
happily. - Louise Wener in Q Magazine
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Listener: My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day.
Listener: My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day.
Simon Fanshawe: How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg? – UK. Talk Radio
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Interviewer: So did you see which train crashed into which train first?
Interviewer: So did you see which train crashed into which train first?
15-year-old: No, they both ran into each other at the same time. - BBC Radio 4 News
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Presenter to palaeontologist: So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?
Expert: Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we’d get a sort of half-mammoth.
Presenter: So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?
Expert: Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks.
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- Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
- Name a type of fork not used for eating. Guy Fawkes.
- Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
- Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
- What is Hitler's first name? Heil
- Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
- A famous Royal? Mail
- A sign of the Zodiac? April
- Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
- Something you put on walls? A roof
- Something slippery? A conman
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