5th Feb 2012 The Men-Women Thing ...

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• If not for women we won't known sin. If not for Eve, Adam will still be on point.
• There are three types of men in the world. Men that are dominated by women and know it. Men that are dominated by women & don't know it. And bachelors.
• What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”
• If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
• Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars … Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
• Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
• Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns … ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
• While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
• A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
• One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
• Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
• Remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because ... She has to. But when HE cancels a date, it is because ... He has two.
• Man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
• A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
• When a woman wants a man’s opinion … She gives it to him.
• If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?

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