The Reverend ~
Reverend
Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a
small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to post a letter, he asked a
young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr.
Graham thanked him and said, 'If you'll come to the Baptist Church this
evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.'
The boy replied, 'I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office.'
Fridge To go ~
An
Englishman purchased a new fridge. The local council wanted £20 to
remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion, so in
order to save money he put it in his front garden with a sign that
read, “Free to a good home. You want it, please take it.”
The fridge stood untouched for 4 days.
Raymond changed his tactics. He made a sign saying, 'Fridge for sale - £50.'
The following day the fridge disappeared: stolen.
Household Budget ~
A
woman had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so
instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of
her savings, she boasted to her husband, "Just think, Ivor, we are five
pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand."
"Good," replied the husband. "Wash it again."
Pizza to go ~
Dai
worked in a local Pizza Parlour near Swansea, Wales. A man came in and
ordered a pizza to take away. Dai asked the man whether he would like
the pizza cut into 4 or 6 portions.
The
man puzzled over this for quite a while before answering that he would
prefer 4 portions because he thought he wasn’t hungry enough to eat 6.
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