** "I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid." - Dorothy Parker.
** ''Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'' - Rosanne Barr.
** "Women with pasts interest men ... they hope history will repeat itself." - Mae West.
** ''My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to." - Rita Rudner.
** "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up." - Barbara Bush.
** "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." Ann Landers.
** "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Groucho Marx.
** "Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney.
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