Thursday, 30 August 2012

30th Aug 2012 Broadway Of China

Aug 30
I once went to Broadway in America, from Spain, for no other reason than to see and experience this world known place in New York, where the most famous theatres in the world are concentrated and there are more stars than in the sky. Just like the time I moved to live in the West End of London, shortly before that, purely to be right in the middle of the renowned Theatre Land, for exactly the same reason. I am that much of a theatre fan. Always have been and forever will be.

The actual construction of this ambitious project started in 2009. It's a copy of the successful model of the entertainment industry, centralizing all spectacles, theatres, music and concert halls, cabarets, and night clubs in the centric area of the city, the Broadway of New York and the West End of London. The Initiative has a name: the Nederlanden family, owner of several theatres in the mythical Avenida New York, like Gershwin, The Palace or The Marquis. Now the Nederlandens are trying to reproduce the same schema in Pekin, with the cooperation of the Chinese Shibo Investment Holding.
 
The media in China baptised the project as China Broadway. This will include the construction of a great theatre with capacity for 2,000 people, and 30 more to seat between 300 to 500 spectators each. In this zone, there are also hotels, commercial centres, restaurants, office buildings and parks. The objective is to capture theatre goers and entertainment seekers, those who wouldn't mind taking a plane to cover thousands of kilometres, just to see their favourite shows or attend a special premier.

The promoters are quite confident that the inauguration would be as scheduled for 2013 with a big bang. It's planned that there would be 100 musicals per year, which equals to an average of 3 new production in each. Even though there's not yet official programming, some popular titles for the inauguration are already in the air: a contemporary version of Aida of Verdi, the works of The Lion King, and The Beauty and The Beast of the Disney factory.
 
The promoters and organizers wish this project to form a triangle with Broadway in New York and West End in London. Throughout the history of those 2 places, each time a New York production is staged in London, at least a couple of American actors will be in it, and a few British actors would complete the cast and, also, vise versa. It's expected that, after America and London, the plays would complete the circuit in Pekin. Or those initiated in Pekin would go round to London then New York.

I have to begin planning too, and saving, to do the rounds!
 

Prev: 29th Aug 2012 Drunken Truth

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

29th Aug 2012 Drunken Truth

Aug 29
** Only a Person in Tennessee could Think of This! **
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and trailer and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he got into the car and started the engine, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken.'

'I seriously doubt it', said the truly proud Hill-billy. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

Prev: 28th Aug 2012 Toilet Humour

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

28th Aug 2012 Toilet Humour

Aug 28AMany cultures regard toilet humour as taboo. I think laughing at toilet humour is an act of rebellion to such repressed thinking. Surprisingly, I learned that Japanese toilet humour is quite popular.

Toilet Security ~
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Gentlemen?? Japanese Gentlemen - Toilet humour Could it really be just an innocent mistake?
I didn't know that.ToilettesSeagulls can read!
 
Quotes from Newspapers ~

** Visitors to Longforth Road public toilets might be interested to know they are now being powered by wind. (Wellington Weekly News)
** June 10-16: Open Bowels Tournament Teignmouth. (Events Leaflet for South Devon)
** If Tesco, BHS, ASDA and others can supervise toilets effectively, it's time our council got to the bottom of the matter. (Wrexham Leader)
** In Italy, a campaign for "Schweppes Tonic Water" translated the name into the much less thirst quenching "Schweppes Toilet Water."


The Priest runs out of petrol ~

After a Sunday service, the priest ran out of petrol on his way home. Fortunately, the village garage was only about half a mile away. Amazingly, the garage did not have any petrol containers. The priest pleaded that the garage owner must have a container that would hold half a gallon of petrol. After much searching the proprietor came up with a chamber pot. Although it was not strictly legal, they filled the chamber pot with petrol and the priest set off happily back to his car.

Just as the priest was decanting the petrol from the chamber pot into his tank a lorry driver stopped, wound down his window and said: 

'Father, I have heard of the miracle of changing water into wine, but I think you're pushing your luck with that chamber pot'.
Prev: 28th Aug 2012 Come Boy, Let's Go For Walkie!

28th Aug 2012 Come Boy, Let's Go For Walkie!

Aug 28
A caretaker of lions is taking one her charges, a year and half old lion for a walk, in the streets of Dushambe, capital of Tayikistan , without a chain or any kind of leash, just an armful of a huge piece of raw meat as discipline bait. She does this often, whenever she needs to take them for exercise or transfer them from one place to another.
Lion Walkie
"Heel! Good Boy!"
The scene maybe rather funny, but very dangerous I would have thought, in view of their in-born wild nature and instinct in case of any unexpected 'misunderstanding' or any sudden turbulence of whatever nature. She might feel confident, but the safety of others in the street should be taken into consideration., don't you think?
Prev: 27th Aug 2012 The Other Me

Monday, 27 August 2012

27th Aug 2012 The Other Me

Aug 27Bb
Lyndon Baty is a 15 year old boy who suffered an unfortunate disease of the immune system, which obliged him to be secluded in his home in Knox City, Texas. But his isolation ended recently thanks to a robot that goes to classes in school in his place.
RobotMe
This ingenious robot carries a monitor of television that makes it possible for Knox to understand what the teacher explains, even possible to ask questions on points not too clear. Just like another 'Me'.
 
I would certainly send mine to some computer technology classes to become tech.expert instead of tech illiterate!
Now how cool is that?!
Prev: 27th Aug 2012 A Story Of 4 Friends

27th Aug 2012 A Story Of 4 Friends

Aug 27A
They are named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realised that
Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when Nobody did

what Anybody could have done.
Prev: 27th Aug 2012 Sort Of A Cosmic Story ...

27th Aug 2012 Sort Of A Cosmic Story ...

Aug 27
Some dozens of thousands years ago, a Neanderthal, sat at the door of his cave, looking & admiring the full moon, deep in thought but not even knowing what he wanted to know.

Just a couple of millennium ago, the editor of some sacred text lifted his feather pen from the manuscript to dip it in the ink and thought for some seconds. The last words he was looking at were: '... and our faith will persist right through time until ...' He was searching for a phrase, infinite and indisputable when, over the horizon of the desert shone an enormous, perfectly round disc lighting up everything the eye could see and beyond. The face of the editor lit up too. Satisfied with his own ingenuity, he wrote: '... until the man set foot on the Moon.'

A little more than a century ago, the great Julio Verne already knew enough physics to send a man to the moon. In his celebrated novel everything was well calculated to reach it, with a forceful impetus enabling a capsule with the capability of speed of 11.2 kilometre per second. It only needed some technology, enough budget, and the audacity and national prestige to triumph.

So came the day when Neil Armstrong set foot on the Moon; the light took barely a second to reach the moon from earth. The question now is: Is it worthwhile the conquering of the Space?

Prev: 26th Aug 2012 May I Share Your Breakfast?

Sunday, 26 August 2012

26th Aug 2012 May I Share Your Breakfast?

Aug 26
The following photo was taken in one of the most curious hotels of the African Continent, near Nairobi, capital of Kenya, where the animals are allowed to wander freely in their natural habitat. Obviously the hotel is taken by the animals as such too. You only need to open the window of your room to see them.

During breakfast hour, one of the giraffes, attracted by the aroma of coffee and croissant, put it's head through the open window of the breakfast room on the 1st floor, expecting to be given something to eat & was captured by the camera of a member of the family of tourist, not at all annoyed but rather delighted by the unexpected intruder.
Giraffe

Giraffe 2

Prev: 26th Aug 2012 Good-Bye To A Legend - Neil Armstrong

26th Aug 2012 Good-Bye To A Legend - Neil Armstrong

Armstrong N
The world mourns the death of Neil Armstrong, 1st astronaut to set foot on the Moon as Commandant of the Apolo 11 space mission, had passed away yesterday at the age of 82, two weeks after a heart-bypass operation. 


He had said at the time, in 1969, that '... a small step for the man but a gigantic jump for the humanity.' The scenes & sights he brought back are majestic, way beyond any visual experience ever recorded. The achievement of the mission simply defies any imagination.

Rest in peace Commandant Armstrong,
with eternal memory and gratitude
in the heart of all humanity.

Prev: 25th Aug 2012 Nasty Case Of Arithritis

Saturday, 25 August 2012

25th Aug 2012 Nasty Case Of Arthritis

aug 25B
A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading.

After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, 'Say, Father, what causes arthritis?'
'Loose living; cheap, wicked woman; too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man,' answers the priest.' I'll be damned, ' the drunk mutters, returning to his paper.
 
The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologises:
' I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?'
'Oh, I don't have it, Father. But it says here that the Pope does.'
 

Prev: 25th Aug 2012 From Disney To Mouse Fashion

25th Aug 2012 From Disney To Mouse Fashion

Aug 25A
From the 14th to 18th of September, there will be a fashion show in London, in homage to the ever popular MInnie Mouse of Disney. Designers Michael Van Der Ham, Giles, Richard Nicoll, Lulu Guinness and Katie Hiller have all created special designs inspired by Minnie Mouse, girlfriend of Mickey Mouse.

These cute dresses and accessories will be sold on eBay after the presentation. Disney will donate the benefits to BFC/Bazaar Fashion Arts Foundation. I have already chosen the one I want.

Spain will be presenting it's own fashion show in 2013 rendering tribute to Minnie Mouse too.
MinnieMouse

Prev: 25th Aug 2012 Photo Documentary

25th Aug 2012 Photo Documentary

Aug 25
This is a truly amazing photo documentary by a lady who found a hummingbird's nest and got pictures all the way, from the egg to leaving the nest, taken 24 days from birth to flight. It's not likely for most of us to witness such wonder in a life time.

Be sure to click on NEXT PAGE at the bottom of each page; there are 5 pages in all. I am sure you will enjoy it.
 
Click: 
 

Prev: 24th Aug 2012 Charity Begins At Home?

Friday, 24 August 2012

24th Aug 2012 Charity Begins At Home?

Aug 24
** Charity begins at home?
A large, well built man visited the vicarage and asked to see the vicar's wife, who was well known for her charity.

As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned out into the cold streets unless someone pays their £400 rent arrears.'

'How frightful!' exclaimed the vicar's wife. 'May I ask who you are?'
The enormous visitor wiped his eyes with his handkerchief and wailed, 'I'm their landlord.'

** A seat in the Stand
Bernie and Eddie were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch Manchester United. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (K37) to them and they had a friend who would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together.

One half-time Bernie went to the ticket office and asked if they could by buy the season ticket for K37. The official said that unfortunately the ticket had been sold. Nevertheless, week after week the seat was still empty.

Then on Boxing day, much to Bernie and Eddie's amazement the seat was taken for the first time that season. Eddie could not resist asking the newcomer, 'Where have you been all season?'


Don't ask he said, the wife bought the season ticket back last summer, and kept it for a surprise Christmas present.

Prev: 24th Aug 2012 Ten Commandment Of Marriage

24th Aug 2012 Ten Commandments Of Marriage

Aug 24
** Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
** Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
** Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
** Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
**Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
** Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
** Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
** Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
** Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
** Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
** Bonus Commandment ( Story )
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Prev: 23 Aug 2012 Sardine In Orange Juice??

Thursday, 23 August 2012

23rd Aug 2012 Sardines In Orange Juice??

Aug 23A
If you think this is a fishy tale, I don't blame you. I thought so too When I first heard it.
 Close to the coast of Peru, swim thousands of millions of sardines and (live) anchovies, greasy and smelly little fish but very rich in nutrients like acid omega-3. Many are captured, chopped up or ground and used as alimentary feed to bigger animals. Some of these are kept for a more elevated destiny They are transported, purified, and served as part of breakfast in America, in the form of orange juice - cardio-healthy Tropicana, and in the bread Wonder Headstart. These products promise health benefits of valuable fish oil without it's odour or taste (in truth, without the fish).


According to medical and health experts, ingesting such fish oil rich in acid grease omega-3, increases greatly the cardiovascular protection and improve neurological development in children. "Most people don't eat salmon or sardine twice a day as a rule, but they do daily drink at least one or two glasses of orange juice, if it doesn't taste fishy yet has all it's benefits." said Ellie Halevy, director of marketing of Tropicana, a branch of PepsiCo. Fishy Tale
The fish enriched orange juice is only one of the newest examples of food companies trying to compete in the sector, to capture the more and more health conscious customers. Long existed products include ginger ale with extract of green tea added, bacteria of yogurt in sauces, beetroot in powder form in peanut butter, etc. Many more other products are in the experimental developing phase like cheese capable of destroying intestinal parasites, and ketchup that regulates the digestive system ...

So what you see and what you eat are likely to be totally different things. I am not quite sure yet how I feel about all these.
 
Prev: 23rd Aug 2012 Let's Change The World

23rd Aug 2012 Let's Change The World

Aug 23

I have never heard of the lady called Eugenie Harvey, nor the movement she co-founded called: 'We are what we do', nor her booked recently published called 'Let's change the world, subtitled: Small actions x many people = great changes'.

She and the co-founder David Robinson, a seasoned social activists, direct this movement 'We are what we do', trying to involve everyone on earth to do whatever little they can, however insignificant it might seem, to actively take part in this very ambitious but amazingly easy task of bettering the world. By simply effecting small and simple actions but consciously bearing the objective in mind.

This book is now also translated in Spanish and published here in Spain. During the interview by the local press, she stated some examples of the simple things we all do in our daily life, with suggestions that we can do them differently and better. Most of them are suggested by 3,000 people responding by email and correspondence, to their petition published on the 'Guardian' in Britain, over the period of their participating and promoting what they aim to do as a new life long project and practice. The following are just a few of them:
  • Smile, and retururn smiles
  • Spend some time each day with people of different generation (race, culture)
  • Take bath with someone you like
  • Give right of way Ito another vehicle at least once each trip
  • Learn some jokes and tell them. Tell stories too to children
  • Listen and respond to somebody when you are needed
  • Turn off the tap when you are brushing teeth
  • Stop using plastic bags
  • Switch off lights when they are not necessary any more
  • Unplug the mobile when it's not charging
  • Turn off all domestic appliances when not in use
  • Eat with the family as regularly as possible
  • Write to someone with loving words
  • Talk to your neighbours often
  • Learn to do first aid
  • Cook something for friends
  • Do something for others without expecting anything in return
  • Touch people, a hug, a kiss, a squeeze of the hand, a pat on the shoulder
  • Give away things you don't use any more to those who need them
  • Recycle eye glasses - many people don't know this, they have old glasses in the back of forgotten drawers while each year there are 200 millions people in the world who badly need them. Enter: OpticsxMon.upc.edu

Prev: 22nd Aug 2012 The Far West - A Love Story

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

22nd Aug 2012 The Far West - A Love Story

Aug 22A
It lacks the gritty elements and rugged, breathtaking scenery of the wild west, but the pure magic remains in the new stage play, based on a popular comic strip serial, 'Calpunio', with 'Cuttlas' the famous 'pistolero' the gunman. It's on now in the Theatre Raval in Barcelona.

You wouldn't see Clint Eastwood or any of the other legendary Hollywood cowboys in this play. Cuttlas is not even flesh and blood but special puppets, NOT on the strings, nor made of rags with the head of cement or wood, but some pliable wire-ropes that 'draws' out the silhouettes of the many characters, 'acting' out all the actions and emotions. Yes emotions. More than that, love, as it's basically a love story.

The story-line braids around the love of Cuttlas and his eternal beloved Mabel. Not leaving out, of course, the baddie Jack, and the pensive Juan Bala, (at least when he is awake, in the shade under a tree and his Mexican hat) The adventure develops and terminates in the uproaring shindig of a rave Cherokee organized by the DJ Jeronimo. Apart from the electronic rhythm there's also direct live music, with sounds between ragtime and primitive jazz, with flavour of the so called spaghetti western.

To say that the play has no actors is not really correct. They are there, and famous ones too, who have to learn their lines as any other actors; but they act and talk behind the scenes, together with a large team of technicians just like any other major theatre production.
 

In the imagination of comics, anything is possible. I got the imagination to match too, and I love comics in their many forms.
Puppet-Love
Prev: 22nd Aug 2012 The Most Exciting Woman On Earth

22nd Aug 2012 The Most Exciting Woman On Earth

Aug 22
I spent a good part of last night watching vintage recordings of Eartha Kitt's TV shows, especially the 3 part serial restored to it's splendour by Tony, one of the regular contributors in the Multiply Fine Arts Group, who is a master of such skills. I have known about Eartha Kitt of course through the many songs of hers and all the brilliant publicity that every now and then, still circulates about her and her achievements in show business over the last half of the century. I know that she was a world known figure in the field of entertainment, an accomplished dancer, singer, cabaret performer and actress, hailed by Orson Welles as 'the most exciting woman on earth' and by a critic as 'capable of setting fire on songs', and the unanimous accolade as 'a very sexy' woman'.

As is with most people, and as much as I love all that I have seen and known of her, never before had I thought of finding out more about her until it's too late. Naturally since her death on Christmas Day all media all over the world have published all sorts of reports of her incredible career, and snippets of her personal life; my own regret is I don't remember having seen her work as an actress. Or, if I had, I can't recall any of it. Maybe I am not alone in this. I would dearly love to see a couple of her movies purely as an actress, not just someone who sang in a movie. Wonder whether Tony has got some of these tucked away in his treasure trove?

I know about some of the film titles. She debuted in Hollywood in 1948, and later appeared in Orson Welles's 'Helen of Troy', his film version of the theatre production 'Dr. Faustus'. Then in 1957 she appeared in the film of Michael Audley 'The mark of the Hawk' with Sydney Poitier (I always thought him gorgeous), and her role in the TV series of the 60's 'Batman' where she substituted Julie Newmar - I know something about this latter too have seen a very interesting film about her. Another legendary star, another story.

In 1968 Eartha Kitt's career path took an unexpected and unfortunate turn when, after a lunch organized in the White House, she showed to be contrary to her country's participation in the Vietnam War. Her declarations provoked boycotts of her shows in the United States, obliging her to a professional exile.

However she returned to New York triumphant eventually in 1978 with the musical 'Tumbuktu' presented in Broadway, and her career took off again flying, very active and working till 1997 with several of her most famous songs like 'Santa Baby', 'My heart belongs to daddy', 'Let's do it', and those in French 'C'est ci bon' and 'Je cherche un homme'.


She was one of these rare stars that fits the saying: Once seen, never forgotten.

Prev: 21st Aug 2012 IKEA Is To Sell Cars ...

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

21st Aug 2012 IKEA Is To Sell Cars ...

Aug 21A
IKEA has announced their intention to sell cars ...
Some of us, me more than most, are going to be in deep trouble!
IKEA Car
 Just as I figured - battery is not included !!!
Prev: 21st Aug 2012 Funny Football Remarks

21st Aug 2012 Funny Football Remarks

Aug 21
You don't need to be British or familiar with the names to see how funny these remarks are ~
** I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Alan Shearer
** 'You've got to believe that you' re going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we' re knocked out.' - Peter Shilton
** ' I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi
** 'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright
** 'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu
** 'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.' - Jonathan Woodgate
** 'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' - Stuart Pearce
** 'The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.' - Phil Neville
** 'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.' - Mitchell Thomas
** 'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - Alan Shearer
** 'I' d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.' - Johnny Giles
** 'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry.
** 'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.' - Les Ferdinand.
** 'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus.
** 'There's no in between - you' re either good or bad. We were in between.' - Gary Lineker.
** 'If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose.' - Wayne Bridge.

Prev: 20th Aug 2012 Marriage Bliss?

Monday, 20 August 2012

20th Aug 2012 Married Bliss?

Aug 20A
** Good Women are Hard to Find ~

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.

Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months.'

Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, 'Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.'

** Good Basis for Marriage ~
 
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
 
'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, 'the wife explained.' He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I'm listening.'

** The Proud Husband ~
 
Geoff had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, "Mother of Six," in spite of her regular objections.
 
One evening, in their retirement years, they go to a party. It is late and Geoff is ready to go home and wants to find out if Anita is ready to leave as well.

Geoff bellows at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
Anita, greatly irritated by Geoff's lack of discretion over so many years, yells back at him, 'Anytime you're ready, "Father of Four".'
 
Prev: 20th Aug 2012 Tempest Storm, The Stripper & Vampire

20th Aug 2012 Tempest Storm, The Stripper & Vampire

Aug 20
I posted a few pictures some time ago sent to me by a friend, showing an old lady of at least 75 or so, wearing very heavy make-up and dressed in technicolor mini skirted outfit, fishnet stockings and all, apparently in some kind of fiesta, prancing about having a ball and showing her knickers! I had no idea who that lady was, putting up her pictures just for a bit of fun.

Now there just appeared a biography of a famous stripper, of her time, the 50's, a very well known figure internationally, topping the other no less popular star Betty Page. Her stage name was Tempest Storm, real name Annie Blanche Banks. I strongly suspect that she might be the same lady whose photos I published in Multiply's Erotic Art Group. If she is not, I apologize for the confusion.

Anyway, with or without her photos showing how she looks today, now in her 80's, she was decidedly a very colourful and interesting character. So famous in her heyday as the most notorious stripper, she even collected a great number of world class celebrities and politicians as her lovers, amongst them Mickey Rooney, Elvis Presley, Nat King Cole and the then young Senator John Kennedy.


Even when she was young and definitely internationally famous, she was not exactly a beauty in the accepted sense, and rather short in stature. But she had an air of Marilyn Monroe, had even been her neighbour; both exuded sex appeal mixed with a touch of childlike innocence, very comfortable in her own skin. Her best asset was that she knew how to move her body, and for her era, extremely daring, completely void of inhibitions.
 
If you are interested in taking a look at her early performances, or stories about her, I believe you can find her in a YouTube video, in the online encyclopaedia Wikipedia, and she had also recently featured in the CNN report, where she said now in her 80's, she is still enjoying good health and appearances occasionally on stage. What's more, the audiences seemed delighted to see her. So, she thinks there's absolutely no reason for her to even think of retiring. You can of course, read her biography, with a suggestive title " The Girl Who's A Vampire "!

What character, what spirit, and what a lady!

Prev: 19th Aug 2012 Films, Book, Food & Me

Sunday, 19 August 2012

19th Aug 2012 Films, Books, Food & Me

Aug 20
I think I have accumulated a 'see-list' and another of 'read-list' about half a mile long! Of films and books I am interested in seeing and reading. A friend was telling me today about a film called 'Reader' and from his brief description, it's jumped started a few paces to be near the top of my 'see-list'. A few others I found, heard of or read about include Clint Eastwood's 'Changeling' starred Angelina Jolie, and Tom Cruise in 'Valkyrie'. I am not amongst fans of Cruise, (nor Jolie), but I am curious about how he plays that challenging role of Valkyrie, and the story itself greatly interests me.
 
My 'see-list' is long indeed. Amongst others There's 'Australia' with Nicole Kitman, 'Spirit', and 'Gran Torino' where, according to Clint Eastwood himself, it's to be his last picture as an actor. That's a real shame; I love him as actor and as director. Just as well he promised to work until he drops as the latter.
 
My biggest problem is that there's little chance I can see any of them as I live in a small coastal town, with miles of beaches but only one cinema, which caters totally for the locals, so all the films are in Catalan, rarely in Spanish, and definitely not English. Tourist here only want the sun, the beaches and good restaurants, few or none is interested in going to the cinema or the library. So books in English are as rare as films, not to swear that they are non existent.
 
I also like to seek out independent films and those produced in Europe and the Far East, and tend to ignore general critics' opinions defining a film as good, bad or so so. If you have 10 professional critics watching the same picture, it's not entirely unlikely that you will get 10 different opinions or verdicts. It's like food critics talking about restaurants. But who knows better than yourself what you most like to eat?

Books are however much easier for me to find as most of them are in Spanish as well as in Catalan, the former I have no problem with, but I always feel that some fine points and literary structure are often lost in the translation, and certain humour too very difficult to preserve it's original characteristic of the country where it comes from.

I have a problem too trying to download films to watch online. Last couple of times I tried, with rapidshare, my Firefox crushed the second I hit the download button. That's my weakest point, being a tech. illiterate!
 

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