Deja Moo - Silly Puns

** Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

** Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

 

** A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

** A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

** Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 

** Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

** Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

** What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

** A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

 

** "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual.

 

** Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Ermentrude, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Ermentrude.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

 

** The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

 

** I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

 

** I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

 

** " Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.