Why's And What's ...

** Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

 

** Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

 

** Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

 

** What do people in China call their good quality plates?

 

** Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

** What do you call male ballerinas?

 

** Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

 

** If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

** Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

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