Divorce Polish Style

Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, "very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions ...

 

Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?"

Polish Man: "Ja, Ja, acre and half and nice little home."

 

Lawyer: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Polish Man: "It made of concrete."

 

Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

Polish Man: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

Lawyer: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

Polish Man: "All my relations still in Poland."

 

Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

Polish Man: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

 

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?"

Polish Man: "No, I always up before her."

 

Lawyer: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Polish Man: "No, she white."

Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"

Polish Man: "She going to kill me."

Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"

Polish Man: "I got proof.

 

Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"

Polish Man: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read and it say, Polish Remover."

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