- Two women are talking. One asks the other what's the best form of birth control after the age of 50. The other says: 'Nudity'.
- Two men are talking. One asks the other if he knows why women's work is never done. The other has no idea. The 1st one explains: 'They don't get up early enough.'
- Wife asks husband: 'What are you doing today?' 'Nothing' says the husband. 'You did that yesterday!' says the wife. 'I hadn't finished.' he replied.
- Two old folks are talking. One remarks to the other: 'When you think about it, God has to be the best inventor of all times. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.'
- One dog says to another: 'Now I ask you, what kind of best friend would remove your testicles?'
- My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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