** Aspire to be Barbie – That girl has everything.
** If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
** Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
** In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
** Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
** When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
** Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
** I know I'm in my own little world, but it’s OK. - They know me here.
** Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
** When life gives you lemons in 2012 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
** Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
** If it has Tyres or Testicles – it’s going to give you trouble.
** By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
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Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married
man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
** Good friends are like stars - You don't always see them, but you know they are always there".
** Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today.
** Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bycicle.
** Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
** Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
** Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
** Alcohol does not solve any problem but neither does milk.
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