10th Psychaitrest & Proctologist

The best friends from medical school at the same time decided that, in spite of 2 different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Do. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign that reads: 'Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones - Hysterias and Posteriors.'

The town council was livid and insisted they changed it, so the docs changed it to read: 'Schizoids and Haemorrhoids'

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

'Catatonics and High Colonics' - No go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives'. - Thumbs down again.

Then came 'Minds and behinds' - Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes!' - Unacceptable again!

So they tried 'Analysis and Anal Cysts' - Not a chance.

'Nuts and Butts'. - No way.

'Freaks and cheeks' - Still no good.

'Loons and Moons' - Forget it.

Almost an their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: 'Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones - Specialzing in Odds and Ends'

Everyone loved it.

Tags: psychaitrist, proctologist

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