He
is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a wave and
a big 'hello'.
He
is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although her face is vaguely familiar, he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says,
"Sorry, have we met before?"
"Sorry, have we met before?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children"
His
mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
'Blimey!' he says, 'Did we meet on Frank’s stag do in Newport?" he
continued, "When I got out of the police station and got back to the
hotel room you had gone."
No, 'she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher'
Names have been held back to protect the integrity of the urban myth.
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