6th Dec 2011 Tales Of Senior Citizens

A Lost Senior Citizen ~

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' 

I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He added, 'She makes me home-made soup for lunch and my favourite biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.' 

I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'

He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.' 

I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?'

He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.'

Old Flame? ~

Two elderly guests, Martin and Chris, attended a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter's engagement to a man she had been living with for three years, were grumbling about the decline in moral standards.

'All these people sleeping together before they're married,' Martin muttered indignantly. 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?' 

'I don't know,' answered Chris thoughtfully. 'What was her maiden name?'

 

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