Wife Of The Deaf Farmer ~
On
a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir,
do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Price Of Viagra ~
Grandpa
found Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet and asked if he could try
one. The son said, "I don't know, they're very strong and expensive."
"How much?" he asked.
“$10 dollars a pill,” the son said.
"I don't care. I'll try one, and leave the money under your pillow.”
The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He tells Grandpa,
"I said each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."
"I know, Grandpa replies, "the $100 is from Grandma.
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