- Buy: "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $500 a month. References required.
- Tired of working for only $10.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $8 - $10 per hour.
- Free puppies: part German shepherd, part dog.
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Man, honest. Will take anything.
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- We build bodies that last a lifetime.
- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
- Free Puppies: ½ Cocker Spaniel, + ½ sneaky neighbour's dog.
- Free Puppies: Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd and Father, Super Dog........ able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
- Joining Nudist colony: Must sell washer and dryer £100.
- Wedding dress For Sale: Worn once by mistake. Call Carolyn.
- Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
- 20 dozen bottles of excellent Vintage Tawny Port: sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
Tags: funnyads
Prev: 6th Dec 2011 Amusing & Thought Provoking ...Next: 6th Dec 2011 Tales Of Senior Citizens
No comments:
Post a Comment