Funny Old Goats ~
A
group of Americans was travelling on a bus tour through France and
were in the Loire Valley quite near to the town of Sancerre. They
stopped at the nearby village of Chavignol and visited a cheese farm
where the world famous 'Crottin de Chavignol' goat's cheese is made;
their guide, who was the farmer's wife, led them through a process of
cheese making, explaining how goat's milk was used.
Madame showed the group a picturesque hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. Madame then asked, turning to the group, 'What do you do in the USA with your old goats that aren't producing?'
One spry and very quick elderly gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours.'
Christmas Off-License Problem ~
It was the day of the big pre-Christmas Sale. Rumours of the sale of cheap booze, with some advertising in the local paper, were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30am, the store's opening time, in the store car park.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful and bawdy curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he shouted to the people at the end of the line.
'That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!'
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