Funny yes, but scary how true it is!!
** If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
** I've got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
** My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
** My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
** My white walls are stained with varicose veins.
** It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
And the worst of it all -
** My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
** My white walls are stained with varicose veins.
** It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
And the worst of it all -
** Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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